UG member roast for smileyashley

daro · Jun 24, 2002

I wanted to do something I have never done before.
I have given some good advice. I have given some bad advice.
I have helped some people. I have hurt some people.
I have offended some people with somewhat racist comments.
I even was used as a mouthpiece, by our guest of honor, to
get into an ugly thread war with a CEO of an agency. She was
later banned from this board. To all UG members who are good friends with her, I would like to inform you that she and I have
made peace with one another. We only wish good health
and good wishes for each other.

I wanted to do something before I permanently retire from the
board. I wanted to start my own thread. But what do you talk
about. I chose to talk about someone I know very well.
Slinky, I promise to keep this clean and for amusement
purposes and also provide informative information.
I have known smileyashley for the last 6 months. I have visited
with her on 25 occasions. That's a lot of sole source hobbying.

Smileyashley became a UG member on 6/6/02. That was also
the last time I visited with her, at an indy hotel incall in NNJ.
She attempted to make her first post, as an introduction to all
you guys, as a brand new independent, just out on her own.
Her spelling and grammar were so bad I had to kick her ( i think
i got the best ass ) out of the chair and redo her post. I also
did her second post, telling you the identity of smileyashley.
I also wound up on line with the above mentioned CEO and
had to word her beautiful resignation request from camp.
The CEO even complimented her in her newsletter. You know
how life is filled with ironies. The irony here is that after I pushed
her out of the chair, guess what? I got to use the infamous
laptop that I paid for. Talk about a blast from the past.

Well, smileyashley is off to school at the end of this week.
As Freddie T. keeps reminding us, off to Oxford, England.
I guess she will be keeping the lad's glad. LOL.
Maybe lad's that have been in detention centers for long stretches. I'm not sure if smileyashley is still in the providing
field. I have not seen her since 6/6/02. I can only go by what
I read on UG. It would be a nice idea for some of you UG members
to go visit her and spend some time and money on her. Kind of
like a back to school fundraiser. The money will probably be useful
over there. Just a thought. I wish her well over there.

This was just my first installment. It was an introduction to the
thread. I will be passing on some real juicy stories during the
week, about our guest of honor. Everyone is welcome to chime
in with a funny story. Just to repeat what I said to slinky, my
stories are funny in nature. No sexually explicit derogatory or
damming stuff. Just shit that happens and you laugh your ass off.
IMHO this will be for entertainment purposes only.

justlooking · Jun 24, 2002

I hope they help her with her spelling and grammar over at Oxford.

elliot16 · Jun 24, 2002

Check R & S. She's working with Sasha now. Let's see if her pics stay up or are taken down after the 30th of June. Somehow, I think that they'll still be there and she'll be keeping the lads of NJ very glad.

daro · Jun 24, 2002

I tend to agee with you. Why? Because you are the second
person that told me the exact same thing. I have never seen
you or met you, but I do believe you have visited with our guest
of honor. I'm pretty sure she missed her appointment with you
earlier that week at the hotel in NNJ. But luckily she coaxed you
back a little while later. LOL. If your reading this mydesign, I
was not outside watching. I dropped her off at the hotel late, at
8pm. I went home to watch the Nets, and came back around
midnight. And the shit that happened after that is fucking
out of this world and belongs in the street action section.
P.S. Not sure how glad she keeps the lad's in NJ.
She's really not into that GFE thing, that a lot of lad's like.
Also her 30 day trial period may be up soon.
Maybe I'll just wait until she winds up with Kevin and Brenda.

Hotpuppy · Jun 24, 2002

Is there a Rhodes Scholarship for sexworkers?

hp

elliot16 · Jun 24, 2002

Daro,

LFK, BBBJ (always looking straight into your eyes with her soft brown doe eyes), DATY, Multi-positions, Multi-pops. GFE? Close enough for government work.

Phantom · Jun 24, 2002

When Sam first posted here on UG as "Smileyashley" I sent her an email explaining who I was, I had seen her before, she had even made a point of telling Amber and Paul what a nice guy she (Sam) thought I was. I offered her a very nice $ figure fo some of her time. You know what? I never got a response fom her.

I have since found a girl who does answer her email promptly, is appreciative of my $donations (her requested fee plus a nice tip), does provide a GFE and gives great head. What more could you ask for?

So why should I even try Sam again?

Give me 1 good reason.

elliot16 · Jun 24, 2002

Phantom,

I'm not trying to convince you to see Sam. You can choose to spend your time and money on whomever you choose. However, some ladies are not cut out to do independant work. They lack the discipline, business sense, interpersonal skills, interest, etc. to work on their own. Sam is clearly one of those people and so she has correctly chosen to join another agency. I don't think there was any malice in her behaviour towards you just a lack mental organization and ability to follow through.

P.S. Would you please share with us who this very interesting lady you've found is (assuming she's not UTR)? Thanks!

elliot16 · Jun 24, 2002

By the way, for those of you that have any doubts in the matter, I don't think she's going to go to Oxford. Rather, I think she'll be continuing her education in the school of hard cocks.

Flounder · Jun 24, 2002

Re: Re: UG member roast for smileyashley

I'll give you 2.

1. Variety is the spice of life.

2. She's gorgeous.

elliot16 · Jun 24, 2002

Sorry Flounder, but "gorgeous" is tending towards hyperbole. Very pretty and extra-ordinarily sexy imho.

Lady Di · Jun 24, 2002

Im surprized FreddieT has not asked to have that banner taken down... its sure makes him look like a complete Jack Ass. I for one am sick of seeing it.

hazmat · Jun 24, 2002

???

So Lady Di...what's your story ?

Provider ? Madame ? Just someone who hates Samash ?

daro · Jun 24, 2002

People I appeciate all your responses. Just to clear up a few
things and plant a seed. The reason I redid her posts was,
IMHO, if you plan to provide various acronyms to all your
new clients as an indy, shouldn't you make a good first
impression, by being able to spell.
Also, to set all the guys minds at ease. I have never met any
of you. I have never seen any of you. I don't know your real
identities. The only reason I knew about elliot16 was because
of a phone message at the hotel, when she checked it.
Somebody else secured the room for her earlier in the day.
I guess she knew to give out the room number. When she got
your message, she told me your user name.
I know you are a regular of her's. You know her well.
You travel a while to see her. You must enjoy her company alot.
Just like I did, remember 25 times worth of $$ company.
Yes, I agree with you Phantom. When she told me she was going indy, I laughed at her. She didn't respond to her emails. I
watched her talk on line. She was awful. She needs to work
for an agency. She needs people to do everything for her.
Lady Di, is there really a Freddie T? It seems odd that our guest
of honor, who has made only 7 posts, was so concerned about
his identity, that she would start her own thread. Hear I am
finally starting a thread after 270 posts. Just a thought.
Is it posssible, smileyashley is Freddie T. Did she put up the
banner herself? Does it cost any money to put up a banner?
If it's for free, I think I smell something fishy. A scam.
I know she wouldn't spend any of her own money. She never
carries money with her. I met her at a bar on 6/4/02 at about
10:30 pm. She was there ahead of me drinking a Corona,
with about $16.00 change on the bar in front of her.
I order one also, she tells bartender to take it out of her money.
That was nice. I put a twenty on the bar, she takes my twenty,
puts it into her pocket, and slides the $12.00 change in front
of me. Talk about balls! Keep them coming people.

Phantom · Jun 24, 2002

The one time I saw Sam I had booked all her time one day through Aamber and Friends. Tipped her very nicely since she had to split her fee with the agency. Even took her to dinner.

Sam and I discussed a 24 hour type date outside the agency. We agreed upon a price. She gave me her cell phone number. Called her a couple of weeks later to set up such a date. She answered and told me couldn't talk right then and that she would call me back. Never did.

I guess Sam is gorgeous if you compare her to Julie's girls.

Anybody wanna make a bet that Sam is still hooking in NJ come fall?

Bigdog · Jun 24, 2002

Re: ???

I think Ladi Di is an old friend new handle. Recognize the style but can't yet link it. Like many others post 620 has elected to change handles. Note the birth of flounder. I will change but I don't think I could take the crap of being a newbie again.

Dog

daro · Jun 24, 2002

You make some good points. I have experienced all of them.
The hotel we use has dirty movies and the TV is 3 feet from
the end of the bed. Sometimes I prefer to watch the 2 hot chicks
in the movie getting it on, while I am slamming sammie. Did
somebody say Baugh? Also I see enough soft brown doe eyes
in my headlights now. I don't need to see them in hotel rooms.
It makes me kind of jumpy. IMHO.

Phantom · Jun 24, 2002

Wonder if "Lady Di", like Flounder, was a frequent visitor to a recently news worthy chat room?

Makes you wonder if they are privledged to info that caused them to change their hard earned and well known screen names.

Maybe the situation over there is worse then anybody is willing to admit.

joel · Jun 24, 2002

Unless the admissions standards at Oxford have changed dramatically that bet sounds a pretty sure thing. I wouldn't think the average co-ed there is tatooed Jersey hooker who can't spell. In fact her claim to studying Law at NYU sounded a little fishy to me too.

I met her once when she was at Ambers. I was initially impressed with her looks but as things got going I found her to be completly disinterested in me and I was a little turned off by what I considered to be somewhat of a 'tude'. In fact I left early mumbling to myself (not for the first or last time in my life) that I was finished with the hobby. Of course, I was back within a couple weeks of so (not with her ) but thats because I'm an idiot.

I actually had a better time with her friend Joey, who also has been moving from place to place. I'm sure neither one remembers me.

Flounder · Jun 24, 2002

Originally posted by Phantom
Wonder if "Lady Di", like Flounder, was a frequent visitor to a recently news worthy chat room?

Makes you wonder if they are privledged to info that caused them to change their hard earned and well known screen names.

Maybe the situation over there is worse then anybody is willing to admit.

Not really, and I don't know who Lady Di is. But I could find out.

UG member roast for smileyashley

daro

in loco CM

justlooking

elliot16

Gold

daro

in loco CM

Hotpuppy

Mr.Butterworth

elliot16

Gold

Phantom

elliot16

Gold

elliot16

Gold

Flounder

Sleeps with the (rest of the) fishes

elliot16

Gold

Lady Di

hazmat

daro

in loco CM

Phantom

Bigdog

daro

in loco CM

Phantom

joel

Flounder

Sleeps with the (rest of the) fishes