The Story of How I Got Fucked by Little Red Riding Hood
im gonna tell it... i just couldn't do it before because i was still a little drunk and extremely hung over from last night.
Ok so, you know the formula.. so we get to the S.C. and we had already kicked it up with some so-co on the way over. get there, more drinks, doubles, etc. we were chatting it up and things were going well. At some point a civilian, "Little Red Riding Hood" (LRRH), gets up on stage in jeans and starts to strip. when i say strip, i mean pants around the knees, she wasnt wearing underwear. I told G i gave the girl an A for effort, and she was a cute little red haired number to boot so i was a fan. G, calls her over after she gets down off stage. not long after, they are making out like old friends. I'm intrigued. time goes by, and things progress. They are feeling each other up, and down.. . LRRH's BF comes around to our side of the bar, (he had been admiring the show from a distance). I said to him, "this is interesting" he replies, "uh huh" we share a look, we both know what the other is thinking and working out how to make it happen. I tell him i have a comfortable place. He is all over it.
This is where i tell you the part of the story where we all go back to my place and have mad fucking orgy porn sex till morning, all get up and have steak and eggs for breakfast and live happily ever after. Except that would be a total fucking lie. For some reason my life just does not cooperate that way.
Things go down hill from here. What do you think the chances would be that G and LRRH's BF are related? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say about 6 Billion to 1. Well guess fucking what. They are. G recognizes the BF. i don't know how the fuck he would not recognize her no matter how much time had passed but that was the excuse. So, here are the new choices; 1) orgy with your family; 2) G goes home with LRRH and fucks her brains out without Ruv Me Rong Time!! ; or 3) RMRT, G, & LRRH go home together without the BF and have the menage a trois.
The girls go back to making out with a vengance and I am starting to catch a vibe from LRRH that she wants G all to herself. FUCKING CUNT. Eventually they disappear together around a corner, (the management had actually told them to stop becuase they were distracting people from the dancers). Im thinking... this is just FUCKING GREAT. here i am, with super hotness, and im getting cock blocked by Little Red fucking Riding Hood. It was becoming very apparent that if things didnt change, and soon, i was going home alone.
I am assuming that they are in the bathroom fucking each other's brains out. the BF comes up to me and says, "dude, we gotta do something" i'm like... "bud shes your GF, you gotta be the one here becuase I dont have status" then he drops the gem that LRRH is NOT the GF. it turns out that LRRH is the friend of his wife's !!! he is banging her on the side. What a tangled web we weave.
The "BF" and i track them down and pretty much drag them off each other. out into the parking lot, LRRH has a lock on my girl and is saying to her, "just leave him, come home with me" at some point, G and i are alone for a moment by my car and she is like, "I kind of want to go home with her" I tell her that she is free to do what she wants, i have no claim to her. She asks if i would be mad. I tell her that i have no problem her doing whoever she wants to do but leaving me at a bar to go home with somebody else pretty much ends it for me.
G and i get in my car and i start home. She is sulking and drunk. Somewhere in there, she became really drunk.
we get to my place and we end up screwing. she orgasms. then... and here's the real fun part for RMRT!! she says something to the effect of... "I'm done" and rolls over and passes out. There i am... RMRT!! in all his glory. Literally, cock in hand, over top of superhottness, in my own fucking guest room for fucking christ sakes, with a set of the fucking blue balls. Its 3:30 now and i give up. roll over, go to sleep. she stirs and i awake an hour later. Im awake the rest of the night, stewing over this getting more and more pissed. I just cant wait to get her out of my house.
She wakes up in the morning and is as sweet as pie. I remind her of what happened and she is all kinds of embarrassed and upset and apologetic, and thanking me for not letting her go with them. She fucks me, (actually not figuratively). I make her breakfast, take her to work and drop her off. She calls me later in the day to apologize again.
As i read all that again.... im not sure its as unbelievable as i originally thought it was. It feels surreal though.
