Is this just me?

[Slinky Bender]

I've been noticing for a while there are more than a few dancers who are doing anything they can to make sure your dick doesn't get hard. Firstly they refuse to touch it: my latest line is " have you ever seen an old fashioned slot machine?" and then it usually takes some verbal contortions to get them to "you pull the lever and money comes out." To which I answer "I work the same way." I make clear that I mean I'll take a dance if she rubs my dick. They agree to that and then in the dance they say "I don't do that."

They also have been giving "lapdances" where they grind on your stomach nowhere near your lap (or dick).

And if you manage to get hard despite all of this, they begin VIOLENTLY bouncing on you to hurt your dick and beat it into submission to get soft again.

 

[Super Simp]

I've been noticing for a while there are more than a few dancers who are doing anything they can to make sure your dick doesn't get hard. Firstly they refuse to touch it: my latest line is " have you ever seen an old fashioned slot machine?" and then it usually takes so verbal contortions to get them to "you pull the lever and money comes out." To which I answer "I work the same way." I make clear that I mean I'll take a dance if she rubs my dick. And then in the dance they say "I don't do that."

They also have been giving "lapdances" where they grind on your stomach nowhere near your lap (or dick).

And if you manage to get hard despite all of this, they begin VIOLENTLY bouncing on you to hurt your dick and beat it into submission to get soft again.

I've never noticed any this. But what I have noticed is that they expect stupid amounts of money. I gave up on strippers like 2 years ago...... total waist of time.....

I remember strippers were way better like 10yrs ago.......

 

[U_N_I_2nite]

That example above from @Slinky Bender sounds like a place of torture.

I don’t see the point of spending money at a strip club if you’re not getting any sexual satisfaction. I’m not going to give money to a woman just because she looks good and smiles at me. If I’m going to spend money and get excited, I want to get something in return, not just leave without any release.
The other part of this, some of these ladies do make money by stripping, and have an attitude/ demeanor that’s they are better than anyone ( it’s such a turn off ).

Is this just me?

 

[Bricktop]

I've been noticing for a while there are more than a few dancers who are doing anything they can to make sure your dick doesn't get hard. Firstly they refuse to touch it: my latest line is " have you ever seen an old fashioned slot machine?" and then it usually takes some verbal contortions to get them to "you pull the lever and money comes out." To which I answer "I work the same way." I make clear that I mean I'll take a dance if she rubs my dick. They agree to that and then in the dance they say "I don't do that."

They also have been giving "lapdances" where they grind on your stomach nowhere near your lap (or dick).

And if you manage to get hard despite all of this, they begin VIOLENTLY bouncing on you to hurt your dick and beat it into submission to get soft again.

Personally, I haven’t been to a strip bar since my late 20s the fruity smells and the glitter in the rules suck. Escorts and amps have a better business model and satisfaction rate for me.