A Deposit /Classic!!/ lmao
@genius !!!
There was a Bank of America on Deer Park Avenue (North Bound Side) about 15+ years ago. I went inside to use the ATM and there was this smoke show brunette with long hair sitting at one of the desks opposite where the tellers were. I had to see what her deal was and get a closer look. I approached her about CD rates and inquired about opening one. A little small talk and next thing you know I am opening up a CD for no other reason then to just extend the conversation with her. Picture "Sloane" from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Those sultry, smokey eyes with an ass that could crack a walnut.
I hand her my cell phone and say "Can you please put your personal number in my phone I am no good at all this new technology." She says "Why?" I said, because I would like to take you out to dinner one evening and discuss future investments. She didn't hesitate. Said good bye and went on my way. I waited like 3 hours and texted her lets grab some dinner end of the week. She replies and says ok, I know a place close by the bank. It was a spot on DPA, I think it was called Ludlow's or Ludwigs?
Pick her up at the bank in my shiny Mercedes and she was feeling it. She got that glitter in her eye look like Papi Azucar has got the AMG model, shit. She hops in and I get a big hello hug and kiss on my neck. I popped a Cialis earlier and could feel that burning rage in my veins through my body. Drinks, Dinner, great convo and back to the bank parking lot to drop her off at her car.
I forgot to mention she is wearing an all navy blue, very form fitting skirt, maybe 1" above her knees and black high heels. 5' 8" 120 lbs Perfect C's with peanut sized nipples (out of the shell Fellas). Small talk and she looks right at me and goes "What future investments did you want to discuss with me?" I start fumbling my words and can't think of anything slick to say, (because I am staring at her legs which are now wide open and un crossed) I mumbled real estate and she on cue says, You should invest in this pussy down here, looks at me then peels her skirt up and says , you like this piece of property? No panties, and a dark brown/black landing strip underneath.
I literally dove out of the drivers seat on top of her in the passenger seat. She smelled like vanilla bean and her lips tasted like fucking strawberry pop tart. A total overload of senses for this cat. Mind you I got 25 years on her EASY. We are just having at it like 2 teenagers fumbling around with each others genitals. Wet kissing, crazy neck and back of ear kissing, the ones that give you the good kind of chills. I finally kick the passenger door open, I wanted and tried to get her into the back seat, but she slid her skirt up over her tits and walked to the rear of the car, laid over the side of the trunk and spread her legs as wide as she could, still in her heels mind you.
I Grabbed her tiny little waist with one hand, flipped her hair to the side with my other hand and kissed the back of her neck.
Pulled her ass out a bit off the trunk, wet my fingers like I was Roger Clemens on the mound, and gave her the sign with my two fingers on her cunt. It wasn't necessary, her snail trail was already seeping out her tiny little pink pussy, she was ready for "Papi Azucar"
I grease up my cock with some of her natural snail trail glaze, power glide it in, one pump, two pumps, three pumps, tugging on her hair, fourth pump and its a wrap. I am no longer "Papi Azucar" I am "Un Minuto Papi" - and I am being generous with myself, probably didn't last 45 seconds. Tope 2 hottest 45 seconds I have ever had in my life.
"Sloane" turned out to be a really cool chick who needed a little guidance and assistance in life. She was studying to become a lawyer at the time. She knew how to work a guy's ego real good. I kept her on the payroll for a little under 2 years. We had some wild times, towards the end she met a guy who she said had "Marriage Potential" and was much closer to her own age.
You can NEVER erase memories, good or bad. In this case, very good.